Hilarious collection of police reports shows the bizarre reasons people call the cops

May 2024 · 4 minute read

People will call the police for the most bizarre reasons to help solve their problems — even if the problems have nothing to do with the law. 

A hilarious online thread featuring police reports that were published in local newspapers has lifted the lid on what officers have to deal with from their constituents on a daily basis. 

Officers were called for a number of strange reasons, including one woman complaining about her neighbor leaving the Christmas decorations up and another person reporting the mailman for traveling from mailbox to mailbox. 

Other situations involved a man calling in because someone stole his Facebook password and ruined his Farmville account, as well as a mom phoning the police to complain about her disobedient children not doing their chores.  

Ultimately, no one was charged in any of the weird incidents reported. But they still ended up in the local newspapers for other people to enjoy.  

Bizarre: A hilarious gallery of police reports shows the insane incidents officers put up with on the daily. One police report involved the claim stray cats lived in a mill

Bizarre: A hilarious gallery of police reports shows the insane incidents officers put up with on the daily. One police report involved the claim stray cats lived in a mill 

Suspect: One man decided to phone police because of a 'suspicious' peanut in his backyard

Suspect: One man decided to phone police because of a 'suspicious' peanut in his backyard 

Time to go back! Officers arrested a man on cocaine as he was celebrating his completion of a drug rehab program. The program clearly didn't work

Time to go back! Officers arrested a man on cocaine as he was celebrating his completion of a drug rehab program. The program clearly didn't work 

Priorities! It took one man 18 months before he reported his wife was missing

Priorities! It took one man 18 months before he reported his wife was missing 

Upset: Another police report involved a man complaining about someone stealing his Facebook password and ruining his Farmville account

Upset: Another police report involved a man complaining about someone stealing his Facebook password and ruining his Farmville account 

Very suspect: One person hilariously reported the mailman because they saw the person stopping mailbox to mailbox throughout the neighborhood

Very suspect: One person hilariously reported the mailman because they saw the person stopping mailbox to mailbox throughout the neighborhood 

Important details: Some of the police reports involve hilarious details provided by the person

Important details: Some of the police reports involve hilarious details provided by the person 

Makes sense: One person reported shots being fired near an active shooting range

Makes sense: One person reported shots being fired near an active shooting range 

Your point? Another upset person called the police to express his concern about a 'belligerent squirrel' near his boat dock

Your point? Another upset person called the police to express his concern about a 'belligerent squirrel' near his boat dock

Unfortunate: One poor woman thought her lack of birthday cards on her birthday were the result of her mail being stolen

Unfortunate: One poor woman thought her lack of birthday cards on her birthday were the result of her mail being stolen 

Rude: Cards will say a plethora of things, and apparently one woman was upset that a card she received told her to close her legs

Rude: Cards will say a plethora of things, and apparently one woman was upset that a card she received told her to close her legs 

Twins: A caller told police there was an infant in a trash can but it was actually just a burrito

Twins: A caller told police there was an infant in a trash can but it was actually just a burrito 

One mother was frustrated by her children's lack of obedience when it came to cleaning A man was reported to police, but they later discovered he was just looking for his dog

Hilarious: A majority of the police reports should the ridiculous things people would complain about to officers 

Need a fix: Officers received one report of multiple break-ins into a clubhouse. Apparently the person ate hotdogs and watched TV during these break-ins

Need a fix: Officers received one report of multiple break-ins into a clubhouse. Apparently the person ate hotdogs and watched TV during these break-ins 

Innovative: One person was reported to the police for holding up a sign that encouraged others to smile

Innovative: One person was reported to the police for holding up a sign that encouraged others to smile 

Creative: The police reports only got better as they detailed people getting reported for yelling at cats and for faking sick on dates Creative: The police reports only got better as they detailed people getting reported for yelling at cats and for faking sick on dates

Creative: The police reports only got better as they detailed people getting reported for yelling at cats and for faking sick on dates 

Interesting: In one hilarious incident, the report claimed a duck refused medical treatment

Interesting: In one hilarious incident, the report claimed a duck refused medical treatment 

Fair: One person's car was reported in the McDonald's parking lot after spending a lot of time there. It turns out the people were just using the restaurant's free WiFi

Fair: One person's car was reported in the McDonald's parking lot after spending a lot of time there. It turns out the people were just using the restaurant's free WiFi 

Strange: A woman called the police because she thought her neighbor was in her garage, but it was actually her husband

Strange: A woman called the police because she thought her neighbor was in her garage, but it was actually her husband 

No holiday spirit: Another woman called the police because her neighbor refused to take down the Christmas decorations

No holiday spirit: Another woman called the police because her neighbor refused to take down the Christmas decorations 

Scaredy cat: An officer stopped a man running down the street only to discover he was running cause he just watched a scary movie

Scaredy cat: An officer stopped a man running down the street only to discover he was running cause he just watched a scary movie 

Incredible: A cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger was reported to police after people thought it was a real person

Incredible: A cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger was reported to police after people thought it was a real person 

Never mind: One woman decided to report her boyfriend for taking her car but then changed her mind after he returned it

Never mind: One woman decided to report her boyfriend for taking her car but then changed her mind after he returned it

Not good: A police report was filed after someone randomly dug a hole in the street

Not good: A police report was filed after someone randomly dug a hole in the street 

Strange activity: Police responded to a report about someone ringing the doorbell and disappearing only to find a package was left behind by a delivery person

Strange activity: Police responded to a report about someone ringing the doorbell and disappearing only to find a package was left behind by a delivery person 

Weird indeed: Another report was filed about a man who kept following around the janitor

Weird indeed: Another report was filed about a man who kept following around the janitor 

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